An alien has just abducted you. Give three reasons why it would send you back to earth.
What? Other than the fact I would annoy the crap out of them with more questions than they could ask me, or the fact that I’d have a toddler strapped to me? They wouldn’t last a day hanging out with us. Between the toddler and mommy tantrums, they’d just give up on me and move on. You’re welcome. I just save the Earth from invading aliens.